From the Department of Crazy Waste

I haven’t so much as looked at a paper bank statement in about three years now, and I haven’t actually needed one in at least six. My credit union, VanCity, believes it cannot stop generating them. What will they do for me instead? They’ll print them … and then shred them for me.

You heard that right: they’ll create and then destroy my statements. To save me the trouble. Isn’t that nice?