Misbehaving muons

The muons seem to be disobeying the Standard Model of physics, and it’s glorious. I would really like to see some a physics shake-up in my lifetime. There have been some false alarms in my decades, and this could well be another. Or — just maybe — the muons know something we don’t.

Note to self: It’s mew-ons, as in the greek letter Mμ. Not moo-ons, as in 🐄.