I’m such a cockalorum! But also a monsterful callipygian snoutfair, so, y’know, of course I would be a cockalorum.
Here’s where I’m getting the Delightful Obsolete Words It’s High Time We Revived, which demonstrates the words with adorable owls. For more silly vanity, see also: cats taking selfies.
I mean, look at me. Just look.