I’m such a cockalorum! But also a monsterful callipygian snoutfair, so, y’know, of course I would be a cockalorum.
I mean, look at me. Just look.
Here’s where I’m getting the Delightful Obsolete Words It’s High Time We Revived, which demonstrates the words with adorable owls. For more silly vanity, see also: cats taking selfies.