Moat eel

What is wrong with my brain? I’ve always liked spoonerizing — swapping the initial consonants of a wupple of curds. But it can go beyond merely being mildly entertained by the wordplay. Every time I see the word “oatmeal,” I start playing “moat eel, moat eel” in my head, occasionally muttering it too, and I’ll keep that wacky crap up until my brain gets distracted by the next opportunity to spoonerize. It’s lind of kike setting a gong huck in my stead, but not as fuch mun. #whatsupwiththat #thingsiwouldpostonsocialmediaifistilldidthat