New eyes
Tomorrow my eyes will be strafed by freakishly precise surgical lasers and 30+ years of moderate myopia will end in a pffft of corneal smoke. And I will truly disappear from my online life, for a while. All staring-at-computer productivity will grind to a halt for at least a week, before a gradual comeback—the most total break of its kind in many years.
See you—unaided!—on the other side.